We hung around in the atypical deluge of continuous ice storms until after the holidays, enduring newly discovered leaks (including a small non-scenic waterfall through the ceiling AC unit directly over our bed) and ice-encrusted slides (the walls that move outward). We had to chip the ice off the slides to bring them in so that we could AT LEAST drive to the dump station .... an errand that MUST happen regularly, regardless of one's situation or mood. Once the slides were in, we didn't dare to put them out again in case of more freezing rain and leaks. So we spent three weeks living in a narrow hallway. It's doable, but definitely not preferable.
I purchased a tiny fake Christmas tree and set it on the dashboard, which fell short of offering the festive cheer it was meant to. It was going to take more than that to salvage the drippy, gloomy season. Needless to say, we've had better Christmases.
That day in January when we finally arrived at the RV resort in Palm Springs after a somewhat harrowing trip, I SO remember the joy of setting up, putting our slides out for the first time in weeks, and remembering why on earth I ever wanted to live in a motorhome. There was also the comfort that winter was miles away. 'Twas possibly my favorite motorhome moment.
So here we are again, facing Winter Number Two in The Beast. And rumors indicate another bad winter is coming. Of course it is. Murphy's Law and all.
So far, no new leaks (the old ones were fixed) and no ice yet ...... but it's still just early November.
The difference this year is: 1. I doubt we'll be going to Palm Springs (Husband doesn't quite agree) and 2. We're building a house which will have a solid roof, wood stove, furnace, and won't need to travel to a dump station.
However, it will not be done before winter lands squarely upon us. Our short term plans involve keeping a keen eye on the road conditions in the mountain pass that currently separates us from said house. Hopefully a weather window will open, allowing us to rumble through, with no guarantee we can make it back (in the Beast) before the spring thaw. Hence, committing to holiday events or any other appointments will be tricky for the next few months.
NEXT YEAR ..... after the house is finished, the motorhome is sold, and the three of us (Husband, me, and the wood stove) are nestled inside, drinking eggnog and gazing out at the winter view ...... then BRING IT. "Let it snow", as they say. "Let the north winds bluster and blow"! Let all you-know-what break loose and all the mountain passes clog up with ice drifts, and let Sasquatch (and/or the Abominable Snowman) stomp around to his heart's content.
'Cause I won't care. We'll be ready for it.
Which means, of course, it'll be the balmiest winter on record. Just wait. There'll be no snow. Nor ice. Nor Sasquatch. The passes will stay all dry and boring .... with Palm Springs whispering, "Should've kept the Beast".
Because .... you know ..... Murphy's Law.
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